Well you'd better get back to it before the farmer knows you are missing!68 Quick grab some fire...no wait, it's ok, it's not an actual troll!69 If I were you, I'd go and get my money back for that remove curse spell!71 We're you once hit by a melf's acid arrow or have you always looked like a half eaten marrow!72 Phew! I honestly dont dare to read it all. If unenthusiastic hand job had a face, it would be yours.I found your last job resume, you misspelled cult leader.Did you fall from the heavens? "[/FONT]Did your parents ever ask you to run away from home?Are you always so stupid or is today a special occasion?Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you? Thy beard, moreover, is an offense against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornement for a human face.
"Weirdest one from one of my players was: "In that chainmail, you look like an oven! That fight will forever live in infamy.
"I have one, but I think it may need a little help with the phrasing to make it better. You must log in or register to reply here. Enjoy.01 What smells worse than a goblin? The best feature of people like you is that you die. Cause your face is f***ed up!
Trog is dead."Careful!
I've seen people like you before, but last time I had to pay admission! What's up with that, huh!93 Stop me if you've heard this one. I'm getting tired of hearing "you suck" and "yo mama." Here is a list of 100 bardic insults for use with vicious Mockery. The sole purpose of your existence is to serve as a speedbump on others path to greatness - okay you definitely should of stopped me by now!94 What's the difference between a dragon and a mallard with a cold?
The bard casts it, and then the target responds, "I may have disadvantage next attack roll, but you will always be a bard." Neither do I, but based on what happened to your comrade, my money's on 'dies horribly'!89 How does it feel that you're not worthy of anyone casting a decent spell on you!90 One day I'm going to make a ballad of this fight. Tell me your name, I hope it rhymes with horribly slaughtered!91 Your mother is so fat that making a joke here would detract from the seriousness of her condition!92 Didn't there used to be like twice as many of you guys?
Vicious Mockery.
I am seriously asking here because you both smell so bad that no one can get close enough to find out.
How do you get it to come out of your nostrils like that?
I thought breath weapons were suppose to come out of your mouth!64 I would try to insult your father, but you were probably mistaken for a half orc, and disowned!65 Did your mother cast a darkness spell to feed you!66 No wonder you're hiding behind cover, I'd hide too with a face like that!67 Do you have a pen?
100 Bard Insults for Vicious Mockery Here is a list of 100 bardic insults for use with vicious Mockery. Your brain would make a grain of sand look large and ungainly. Tell me, how many times were you struck? More like Shit Wolf!"
Here is a list of 100 bardic insults for use with vicious Mockery.
Oh yeah, you!02 Your mother takes up more tiles than a gelatinous cube!04 I'm glad you're tall...It means there's more of you I can despise!05 I don't know whether to use charm person or hold monster!07 Ugh. You have such a striking face.
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"This would be most fun if the bard had to roll d100, and had no control over which one came out.That would make a fun roll20 macro, but I suspect that isn't possible as it stands.I'm sure the God of [ Clumsy, Stupid, Ugly ] appreciates your devotionFor the love of the gods do a grammar and spelling check.
"Your mama's so fat tarasques cool off in her shade." What the he'll is that all over your face? A bard in a previous campaign used a Shakespearean insult generator.
Oh...its just your face!08 You are the feces that is created when shame eats too much stupidly!11 I swear, if you were any worse at this, you'd be doing our job for us!13 Your mother was a kobold and your father smelled of elderberry!15 It gives me a headache just trying to think down to your level!16 You're not a complete idiot...Some parts are obviously missing!17 You're like a trained ape, only, without the training!18 Hey, have you ever been mistaken for a (insert)19 Well, my time of not taking you seriously is coming to a middle!20 Your mother's so ugly, folk turn to stone just incase they might happen to catch a glimpse of her face!21 Some day you'll meet a doppelganger of yourself and be disappointed!22 Are you always stupid, or are you making a special effort today!23 Some day you'll go far and I hope you stay there!24 You're lucky to be born beautiful, unlike me, who was born to be a big liar!25 I'd like to leave you with one thought...but I'm not sure you have anywhere to put it!26 So, you're a half (insert), was your mother a spider or is your ass naturally that huge!27 Your momma's so ugly, clerics try to turn her!31 If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person alive!32 Are you a half orc crossed with a pig? Why don't you give me your weapon so I can hit myself with it, because that'd be more effective than you trying it!45 I can tell your reservoir of courage is fed by the tributary running down your leg!46 I'd insult your parents, but you probably don't know who they are!48 Even evard's black tentacles wouldn't touch something as gross as you!49 Would you like me to remove that curse?
My brain cant take it.But, but ... you wrote "cant" and didn't finish your sentence with a period.101 People make mistakes.
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